April 2013
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Happy Birthday, Robert Downey Jr.!
March 2013
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I have 3 different personalities.
the one where I’m out-going and loud.
the one where I’m shy and quiet as fuck
the one where I hate everyone and every little thing bothers me.
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February 2013
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CLOUD FUCKING NINE
I’m so happy right now I GOT A JOB INTERVIEW FOR NEXT FRIDAY. Yes that means I need to stay at my current job for another week but STILL. Omgomg- I can’t-
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chachipistachis:
zillyquest:
zillyquest:
today in science i learned that artificial raspberry flavoring is made from beaver anus
I WISH I WAS KIDDING
I REALLY DO
good thing I hate raspberry
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selonianth:
full-time-avenger:
tom-sits-like-a-whore:
roselapond:
ughsherlockfandom:
actors are not the characters they play
Clearly, you are so very very wrong.
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not-another-geeky-girl:
After we have a 12th Doctor, I swear I am going to tell time with Actors names!
“Whats the time?”
*Looks down at watch* “It’s Quarter to Matt Smith.”
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me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
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empathzu:
ashbensos:
my thoughts and prayers goes out to you americans who have never tasted kinder eggs
wait there are mean eggs
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gaycrusader:
it only takes 2 ingredients to make a baby
doES THAT NOT BLOW YOUR MIND LIKE AT LEAST THERE SHOULD BE SOME FLOUR OR SOMETHING
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fasterfood:
“ur fly is down” i say to my friend. he looks at his zipper, but i was actually referring to his pet fly. it seemed pretty upset
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meladoodle:
dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
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myanonymouslove:
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i was with a new friend yesterday and he was telling us how he worked on a maple syrup farm and then he kind of pulls me aside and was like “hey don’t tell anyone but i can get you some maple syrup at a nice discount price but technically it’s not legal but let’s keep that on the down low” and i think i just made friends with an illegal maple syrup dealer
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shady-brain-farm:
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
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fasterfood:
“ur fly is down” i say to my friend. he looks at his zipper, but i was actually referring to his pet fly. it seemed pretty upset
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wiitangclan:
its going to be march in like a week and it was only christmas a few days ago i swear
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assbutt-in-the-garrison:
yugiblade:
“I’m a Wiccan, from Detroit” should be universal code for the Supernatural fandom.
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lifeonthebuttscene:
vaspim:
3 AM and your phone buzzes. you get a text. it reads, “i messed up. i cut.” you let out a heavy sigh and look outside your window to see another tree gone. when will your friend give up his lumberjack ways
i was not expecting this
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asherlockedwizard:
HAVE YOU EVER HAd THE PERFECT IDEA AND THE PERFECT SCENE INSIDE YOUR HEAD FOR A FANFIC, I MEAN YOU CAN LITERALLY SMELL THE DETAILS OF EVERY MOMENT BUT WHEN YOU TRY TO WRITE IT DOWN, YOU’RE JUST LIKE.
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REBLOG IF YOU LOVE YOUR FOLLOWERS, EVEN IF THEY...
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amberarmedheart:
I fucking love my followers
I love all you guys and the cool stuff you share with me even if I don’t like or reblog it <3
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Never say these things to someone dealing with...
Anxiety: Just calm down, everything will be fine. There is nothing to be worried about. Stop freaking out all the time.
Depression: Stop being sad all the time. People out there have it worse off than you. Cheer up nothing is wrong.
Sexual Orientation: It's just a phase. How can you know you are____ unless you had sexual experience.
Bipolar: It's just mood swings, everyone has them.
Self harm: Stop seeking attention. Stop trying to kill yourself.
Eating disorders: Just eat. Stop being so picky.
Abuse: Report who hurt you.
Suicide: Stop being so cowardly.
Sexual assault: You shouldn't have dressed like that. We were drunk, but you still said yes. You never outright said no.
Multiple Personality Disorder: You are making it up. There is no such thing. They are just your imaginary friends.
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder: It happened in the past, stop obsessing over it. Get over it.
Schizophrenia: Its in your head. Stop trying to use voices as an excuse to not do something. You don't actually see them, you just want attention
Autism/Asperger Syndrome: Stop being so difficult.
please never say any of these things to someone who deals with these. If you hear someone say something like this to you or someone else, please say something. If you ever need someone to talk to please know that my ask is always open for you. I want to help as many people as i can.
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I hate being a woman.
/’nuff said.
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