dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
There’s something wrong with me;;
I just had a very smutty dream involving Envy from Full Metal Alchemist. XD
Dream diary
I can only really remember the arse-end of lastnights dreamscapades
I do remember a dream were me and dad were sat in the back of the car and somehow dad was still driving! His arms and feet where stretched over the folded down driver’s seat. He was driving ok and then he told me that I needed to take the brake pedal. I managed to, but it was hard.
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It’s Halloween, I assume, and I’m invited to a hauntedhouse party. People are dressed up in pretty-good scary costumes, witches, werewolfs, ghosts and ghouls.
I really need to go pee or something. So I walk through this huge house, with zombies trying to scare me but I eventually get to the toilets. Which are like toilets in a larger building, not a house because there’s 7 in a row. All of them are engaged when I get in and there’s people and kids just milling around outside waiting and partying I guess.
One toilet is eventually vacant so I go in, though I get bothered by a group of little asshat kids on the way. As I try to get the door shut, they keep pushing it open and then the door changed to like a clear plastic sheet. I’m trying to go loo but one of the zombie costumers rips the plastic and I can’t go pee anymore.
Angrilly, I get out, yelling Fuck you at one of the kids as I leave. I walk back through but now the house has changed. It’s like an interactive museum with huge halls with big exhibits in, the halloween decor has gone but theres still lots of people looking at the objects on display. I keep walking through and keep stumbling upon Minecraft areas. Not even kidding; complete with blocks to mine and Creepers ( though they look a little fatter and shorter than normal). I make my way towards and entrance and a staff member points me to where the loos are.
I look out of the entrance and it’s like a shop front; glass doors and I can see other stores outside. I spot the loos and I head in.
But they’re not loos. Atleast not when I go in them.
Instead, they’re showers. In the dream, I’m apparently ok with this and a towel has appeared in my arms. I go into on the of the cubicals, shut the door and start to undress. But when I look up, I notice there are mirrors awkwardly positioned above the cubical walls and I can see other women showering. I suddenly get all self conscious, the shower springs into life and I notice my clothes are getting wet as the cubical is too small and the water is hitting them. I’m trying to save the clothes, keep myself covered and then suddenly a girl pops over the top of the cubical and starts talking to me. I explain that I’m trying to keep my clothes dry but I can’t remember what she says back.
Then she jumps into the cubical and shit is getting a little lesbian shower scene-y.
Til she turns into a giant green-gold naga. Sexy snake people time insues and then I turn into a naga too, though I can fly/hover apparently ( so that makes me cooler then her).
Now we’re outside and the town fades and we’re in open-ish countryside. Theres strange castles in the distance and ruins, sparce areas of tree and bush, with a sunset hue over the land.
A voice over explains that one of the ruins belongs to the naga bitch and that she must turn 7 others into nagas to restore the castle to its true glory. Sure enough; the ruins we are in ( I appeared there randomly) are starting to look better; there’s elaborate walls, though still damaged. Gardens start to grow, there’s a small watery feild ( like sugar cane I guess?) and the place looks more lively.
Deciding this is a bad thing, I find the naga bitch and kill her. This now means I’m the owner of the castle and I grow red firey wings as a result.
And I think the dream ended there. I was circling the ruins with my new wings.
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I think I’m going to try to keep more up to date with my dream dairys, as they’re fun to write and I assume other people like them too. I’ll try to tag the others if I find them.
You have the most interesting dreams.. XP
